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Musical Rooms

The Front Porch — 8 Jan 2010 21:15:00 GMT

For the first ever, the Front Porch Crew gets ran off the porch. (That is the first time at the beginning of the show.) It's just too cold to do the show outside so Reed and James D. move the operation inside. They quickly realize that things would have been better on the porch no matter how cold. Will they get through this one; listen and see. This show features the gospel group "Southern Sonlight."

Front Porch Siege/Greg's Revenge

The Front Porch — 1 Jan 2010 20:48:59 GMT

The Front Porch is under attack as Greg, the Front Porch Crew's arch-enemy, seeks revenge. Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur reap the consequences of their past misdeeds against Greg their neighbor. As another year ends, Greg celebrates with the annual fireworks display but aims it at the Front Porch. Will the Front Porch Crew surivive for the new year? Will there be anything left of The Front Porch? Listen to this entertaining episode of The Front Porch. Also hear flashbacks from the previous year and some good music by Micheal McKnight.

James the Barber

The Front Porch — 29 Dec 2009 19:04:59 GMT

Everyone cover your heads because James D. is loose with a pair of scissors. Hoping to supplement his income, James enrolls in an on-line barber school. He needs someone to be his first customer (or is it victim) in order to pass the class. Will Reed and Uncle Arthur help or will the Front Porch crew find a sucker? Enter the one and only Dr. Dumaski.

The Magic 8 Ball

The Front Porch — 30 Dec 2009 02:22:59 GMT

What will the New Year bring to the Front Porch? Listen as Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur consult the magic 8 ball. Will they gain more listeners? Will Uncle Arthur grow hair? Will James D. chill out at the sound board? Listen and find out. Hear some good music from The Spoken 4 Quartet get a new sermon from Bro. Perfect, a joke from Uncle Arthur and a deep thought from James D. Enjoy all the insanity that is The Front Porch Show.

Front Porch Flashback #4- Elvis on the Porch

The Front Porch — 10 Jun 2009 02:22:59 GMT

Everyone, welcome the king of rock n roll to the Front Porch. The crew honors Elvis Preseley front porch style. This show aired Aug. 13, 2005 and features memories, personal stories and a special song about Big E. Pull up a chair and have a peanut butter and bannana sandwich. The show is sure to get you all shook up!

Front Porch Flash Back # 3- Uncle Arthur's Grand Entrance

The Front Porch — 8 Jun 2009 02:22:59 GMT

In this show, Uncle Arthur makes his debut to The Front Porch. It's a special show as the crew celebrates the fouth of July. James D. sings his song "Ship Island", Uncle Arthur brings ice cream, and Reed tells some stories from America's past. And don't forget the bathroom reader segment along with a front porch devotional. Start the grill and break out the flags it's a speical holiday edition of The Front Porch.

Front Porch Flash Back # 2- The Beginning

The Front Porch — 8 Jun 2009 02:22:59 GMT

As part of our celebration of four years on the porch, here's the show that started it all. Learn why Reed will not fly in James' airplane. Hear the first Bathroom Reader segment, some personal stories from the hosts, and some good music. Also on this show Reed reveals the purpose of the Front Porch Show and leaves with some inspiration with the front porch devotional. Grab a chair sit back and enjoy.

Swine Fools

The Front Porch — 19 May 2009 02:22:59 GMT

The Front Porch Crew try to relieve people's fear of catching the dreaded swine fool. To prove there is nothing to fear, Reed has invited the Hispanic Pig Herder's Association to the porch. They have brought their pigs and are cooking up some good pulled pork sandwiches. So sit on the porch for some good music, a joke or two and remember don't worry about the swine flu (except if you're on the porch with these fools.) You don't want to miss this one. Enjoy

Front Porch Tea Party

The Front Porch — 12 Apr 2009 00:08:55 GMT

As the tea party movment sweeps the nation, the Front Porch Crew can't help but get involved. You'll want to hear this show and attend a Tea Party that can only happen on The Front Porch with Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur. Where will they dump their tea? Anywhere is possible with these three nuts. Listen to some patriotic music and have a good laugh on the Front Porch.

Moving Miss Ruby

The Front Porch — 29 Mar 2009 23:50:49 GMT

The Front Porch Crew really messes up this time. In a good will jesture towards their neighbor Miss Ruby, the Front Porch Crew help the "moving guys" load up her belongings. But is she really moving? Pull up a chair and sit a while on the porch and enjoy some good music, fun and a little inspiration.

Burying Uncle Mort

The Front Porch — 29 Mar 2009 23:30:38 GMT

What's happening on the Front Porch this week? Reed's Uncle Mort has kicked the bucket and guess who has been given the honor of burying him? Yes, The Front Porch crew. (What was he thinking?) Reed is sorrowful over the death of his great uncle but James D. and Uncle Arthur have something else on their minds. Listen to this show and see what Uncle Mort has left The Front Porch. Hear some good music and sit in on all the non-sense that makes the Front Porch a special show.

Front Porch Flashback #1- The Plane! The Plane!

The Front Porch — 16 Jan 2009 04:00:35 GMT

Uncle Arthur has a new toy and that is never a good thing especially for the neighborhood. And that goes for Reed's house also. Listen and see what happens when Uncle Arthur tries out his new airplane on the Front Porch. Hear some good music and get a good laugh. Pull up a chair and sit a while with Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur.

Porch Pipes

The Front Porch — 31 Jan 2009 15:10:26 GMT

Due to all the cold weather, the pipes under Reed's house have frozen and busted. Now it's up to the Front Porch Crew to fix the problem. Or could this cause more problems? Can a person get lost under a house? You can if your James D. This episode of the Front Porch is a must listen. Step up to the porch and enjoy the hilarity of Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur. You'll leave the porch happier and maybe a little inspired. Also on this episode, is the music of Allyson McLaurin an up and coming gospel singer. Great entertainment and maybe even some inspiration are all to be had on the Front Porch. Enjoy!

The Elected One

19 Jan 2009 18:48:27 GMT

Everyone is excited about the inaugration and the Front Porch crew is no exception. And do they have a surpise. The excitment is building as the crowd waits for the arrival of a special guest. How did they pull this one off? With the scandles associated with the "elected one" maybe the Front Porch Crew have something to use against him. But no matter, he is coming to the Front Porch and it's decked out for the inauguration celebration. The crowd has gathered, the flags are waving and the bands are playing. It's inaugration day on the Front Porch. Sit a while and enjoy the festivities.

The Fruit Cake Launcher

The Front Porch — 17 Jan 2009 16:01:07 GMT

What should you do with those Christmas fruit cakes you didn't want? By now they are too hard to eat, even if you wanted to. The Front Porch Crew has a solution to the problem, the Fouth Annual Fruit Cake Toss. The Front Porch crew is preparing for the Fruit Cake Toss when Dr. Dumasski pulls up to the porch with a strange invention. The annual contest is thrown to another level as Dr. Dumasski introduces his fruit cake launcher. Someone should blow a siren warning because things could become hazardous in the neighbor for a second week. The neigbors again feel like they are in Isreal. Also hear some good music and enjoy the zany exploits of the Front Porch with Reed and James D. (and Uncle Arthur to.)

Harmonicas, Headaches, and Golfballs

The Front Porch — 15 Jan 2009 02:13:07 GMT

It's a new year on the Front Porch but with the same good time show you've come to love. And in a world begging for change, Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur are still the same. In this episode the front porch crew get into a little trouble (as usual) playing with their new toys. Unlce Arthur is trying out his new golf clubs, Reed has a harmonica and James D. has a headache. And the neighborhood has a problem. Golf balls are radomly hitting houses, cars and people. (Is this a neighborhood in Isreal?) Reed thinks he can play his harmonica and James D. is begging for mercy. Will the neighborhood survive? Also enjoy the music of "Stubborn Love". Get a deep thought with James D. and the joke of the week with Uncle Arthur. Pull up a rocking chair, listen and enjoy.

Greg's Grinchy Christmas

The Front Porch — 13 Dec 2008 19:22:55 GMT

Greg, the not so good neigbor, is at it again and wants the world to know that he hates Christmas. With signs of anti-Christmas messages, it's no doubt where this guy stands concerning the holidays. Will Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur kindly remind this Grinch of the meaning of Christmas. Yes they will but it's not very kind and their attempt to convert Greg will end up with the police on the scene. There's no peace on earth in this neigborhood. Sit back on the porch and sing some carols with the Frontporch crew. You'll get a good Christmas laugh and maybe a little inspiration. Also hear Uncle Arthur's joke of the week and James D.'s deep thought.

Green Gift Wrap

The Front Porch — 13 Dec 2008 18:53:52 GMT

It's the Christmas season on the Frontporch and the crew is getting ready for the big day. A special guest is on the way to the porch with a great gift idea. Inventor, Johnny Henry joins the frontporch crew for this episode and introduces his vibrating toilet seat . Mr. Henry has recently demonstrated his invention on the Jay Leno Show, CNN and now on The Frontporch. Pull up a toilet seat and learn about this new invention and how it could have medical applications for the future. In the spirit of inventing Uncle Arthur has his own invention to show off, the gift wrap recycling machine. Reed and James D. have their doubts but Uncle Arthur claims this invention could be the greatest of the century. Will the real inventor Mr. Henry agree? Sit back, relax and laugh a while on the Frontporch. Also hear some good Christmas music to get you in the spirit. James D. has a deep thought and Uncle Arthur has a joke of the week.

Hobo Turkey

24 Jan 2008 16:45:02 GMT

It's a special Thanksgiving edition of the Frontporch Show. A turkey is loose in the neighborhood namely Greg's, the not so good neighbor. The Frontporch crew feel sorry for the poor bird as it is obvious Greg hasn't feed him. So out of mercy (yea right) they "secure" the bird to save it from starvation or is it from their starvation on Thanksgiving Day. Hear some good music and hear some ole time Thanksgiving stories from the past. The Frontporch crew cook up a good show for your holiday enjoyment. Oh yea there's a good Bro. Perfect sermon that will keep you laughing.

Farewell Flamingos

16 Nov 2008 01:25:19 GMT

This show is a final tribute to the world's most regonized yard ornament, the plastic pink flamingo. The front porch crew have learned that the company who made the pink flamingo is out of business. In true frontporch form Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur say goodbye to this American icon. Let the ceremonial bonfire be lit. Hear good music, and relax on the Frontporch.

Frontporch Flashback- Birthday Cake with Eb

1 Nov 2008 17:36:29 GMT

Listen to the best of the Frontporch. In this show the Frontporch crew are celebrating their first aniversery on the air. A special guest is on the way. Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur are cleaning and repairing the porch. As with everything else they try it turns into a disaster. Will their special guest recover after his visit with these nuts? Who is it? None other than Eb from Green Acres . Catch up on the news from Hooterville and learn who Eb will be starring with in a upcoming movie. (Big names from the past.) Eb also shares the story of how he landed the role on Green Acres. Hear personal stories from Eb about the Hollywood folks he met through the years while on the set of Green Acres. It's fun, interesting and you might even be inspired by the end of the show. Folks don't miss this one it's truly a special Frontporch Flashback.

The Legend of Saw-Tooth Swamp

The Front Porch — 30 Oct 2008 01:56:30 GMT

Get the mosquito spray, the marshmellows and a sleeping bag and join the Front Porch crew on a campout in the Saw Tooth Swamp. There's no front porch to sit on during this show but they want be sleeping anyway. Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur are in search of the Bigfoot Yeti! They are camped out in hopes of sighting the legendary beast that so many hunters have reported seeing. Will there be a guest by the campfire? Can they really carry on a show in a swamp? Sit back, listen and find out. You'll be amazed at what really shows up by the campfire. Hear a joke from Uncle Arthur and a deep thought with James D. Also hear some good Halloween music.

The Haunted Porch

The Front Porch — 27 Oct 2008 23:45:12 GMT

It's Halloween time on the porch. Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur are set up on the porch of a legendary haunted house. James has his sound equipment set up in each room of the house. But the crew decides to stay on the porch and listen for any sounds. Later Reed dares Uncle Arthur to go inside and things really get interesting. What are the mysterious sounds coming from the old Lancaster Home? Do they support a legendary murder that happened inside the house.? Sit back and enjoy some Halloween fun. Good music, good stories and a good scare await you. Join us now if you dare.

Porch Pumpkins

The Front Porch — 26 Oct 2008 23:45:12 GMT

Spend some Halloween time on the Front Porch with Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur. It's time to carve the pumpkins to get ready for Halloween but with these three no task is easy. How many pumpkins will the front porch crew butcher before getting one right? Listen to some good ghost stories and some spooky Halloween music. Don't forget about Bro. Perfect. His sermons are scary enough but you'll get a good laugh from it. You may leave the porch a little scared but you'll sure have a good time. Join us; a chair is waiting for you!

The Ice-Cream Truck

The Front Porch — 16 Feb 2008 15:53:03 GMT

Will the Frontporch Crew ever cool off? It's hot on the porch as Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur are looking for a way to beat the heat. Enter the neighborhood ice-cream truck. Nothing like ice-cream to cool the body down. But this ice-cream truck want stop by the Front Porch. Why? Sit back and enjoy another show of the Front Porch. Also on this episode Reed and James D. debuts their new song "$4.35 and Rising." It's a song we can all relate to as gas prices sky rocket.

Front Porch Campout

The Front Porch — 16 Feb 2008 15:53:03 GMT

They're not in the dog house but they are on the porch, that is sleeping on the porch. Why? The front porch crew's Valentine's Day gifts didn't go over well with their wives so they'll be camping out on the porch for a while. Listen as Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur try to surive on the porch. Also hear the music of "The In Faith Trio." These ladies can sing. James D. has his deep thought of the week and Uncle Author has a joke for the week. Reed will give you some wacky, nutty news stories. Sit and relax on the Front Porch and leave with a laugh and some inspiration.

Valentine's Day Gamble

The Front Porch — 16 Feb 2008 15:53:03 GMT

The Frontporch crew have no money to buy their wives a Valentine's Day gift. Excuses are offered as to why they can't afford to purchase a gift (all of which are lame excuses). Listen as Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur create their wives a Valentine "from the heart." (Yea right.) Are their wives listening? Probably not, but as you will learn their attempts to create a Valentine's gift will end in disaster

Doggie Diaper

The Front Porch — 12 May 2007 15:53:03 GMT

Reed will be a father soon so Uncle Arthur has taken it upon himself to teach Reed the proper way to change a diaper. Will Reed ever get the Uncle Arthur technique of a diaper change? Listen and see who becomes the victim that the boys use as a doll for demonstration. Also on this show the music of the Thompson Family. Bro. Perfect gives a wild and zany sermon on the evil of mirrors. (Don't miss any of his sermons; they are sure to leave you laughing.)

Front Porch Protest

The Front Porch — 12 May 2007 15:53:03 GMT

We have your chair waiting and the coffee is ready. Sit awhile with Reed , James D. and Uncle Arthur. But be careful today because there is trouble beyond the porch. The animal rights activists have gathered in front of the porch to protest the abuses the front porch crew have committed on poor animals through the show's history. You'll laugh as the boys try to handle this situation in their own way. The ending is great and everything in between will keep you laughing. Music on the porch this week is the Houston Road Boys.

The Lawyer Letter

The Front Porch — 12 May 2007 15:53:03 GMT

The Front Porch crew is accused of animal abuse. A lawyer representing the Prevention of Animal Abuse sends the crew a letter spelling out many examples of animal abuse on the porch. The evidence seems convincing. How will Reed, James D. and Uncle Arthur squirm out of this tight spot? Also on this show is featured good down home music and some home spun inspiration. Pull up a chair and rock awhile on The Front Porch with Reed & JamesD.

Cheering for Pigs

19 Apr 2007 15:53:03 GMT

Cheering for Pigs- In this episode of the Front Porch Reed combines two holidays in March (National Cheerleading week and National Pig Day) into one holiday that only the Front Porch crew would celebrate: Cheering for Pigs Day. In this show Unlce Arthur builds a makeshift pen for the pigs to be praised as Jonathan Clark drives up to the Porch with the porkers. Also in this show the music of The In Faith Trio is heard. The porch is packed with plenty of downhome humor sprinkled with a little inspiration. Enjoy!

Front Porch Revival

19 Apr 2007 15:43:42 GMT

Welcome to Front Porch Revival featuring the hilarious sermons of Bro. Perfect. This is the first in a series of sermons featuring the best of Bro. Perfect heard weekly on the Front Porch show. The sermons you are about to hear will be unlike any heard before. These sermons are packed with knee slapping humor as Bro. Perfect reveals the sins of his congregation to the world. You are sure to laugh out loud at the self-rightous sermons of Bro. Perfect.

The Chair Puzzle

The Front Porch — 16 Feb 2008 15:53:03 GMT

It's another mis-adventure on the Front Porch as Unlce Arthur arrives to the porch late. However, he has a good excuse. A furniture truck lost a Lazy Boy recliner that smashed into pieces after hitting the road. Uncle Arthur stopped, gathered the pieces and expects Reed and James D. to help put it back together. Sit back and relax on the porch and see if the front porch crew can piece together Uncle Arthur's chair. Also on this episode is the bluegrass sounds of Foxfire. Brother Perfect has a crazy sermon and we have another inspiration Frontporch devotional. Hope you enjoy.

Un-Fair

The Front Porch — 16 Feb 2008 15:53:03 GMT

The Frontporch crew are at the fair. They have set up on someone's porch near the midway. (Who's porch? Who knows.) Uncle Arthur thinks he can beat the carnies at their own game. How much money will Uncle Arthur loose? Reed & James D. take a poll as to how many people listen to the Frontporch Show. Does anyone listen? We hope you will and you want regret it. Hear some great music. Bro. Perfect has a special sermon about sinners at the fair.